even if Weetabix didĮventually crack DD2 (by the way, I never did find out how long it took Was (and I say so myself), pretty bloody good. Incidentally, I gave up protecting games seriously after I spent a weekĭoing the protection for Shinobi and Double Dragon II on the Amiga, which I usually put in the startup-sequence to amuse you lot before you getĭown to the 5-minute job of cracking the game (see also Line of Fire!) Right, that's the programography over with, now the customary rubbish that +various other bits'n'pieces & in-house stuff. Other games I've written: (the list gets longer!)ĭouble Dragon II (Amiga,ST,Amstrad) (Aargh! Endless beat-em-ups!)ĮSWAT (Spectrum - but don't tell anyone!)
*(The Mk.II one's OK cos the software's much *You May Not Read Further If You Are Under 14 or Have A Datel Action Replay Right, that (to quote my Line Of Fire Startup-Sequence) is that over with! Oh_Shit_It's_Guru'd_Ah_Well_What_Do_You_Expect_Your_Amiga_Has_The_Wrong_Colour_Fat_Īgnus_Chip_And_The_Power_Light_Is_Too_Bright_And_The_Drive_Makes_The_Wrong_Pitched_Ĭlicking_Noise_It_Works_Alright_On_My_T.V._Honest Really_Don't_Know_Why_You_Lot_Bother_I_Really_Don't Then_It_Uses_A_Software_Timing_Loop_So_It_Won't_Work_On_Faster_Processors_Sometimes_I_
Pitifully_Badly_Cracked_Version_Of_The_Game_That_Only_Runs_With_An_A501_Insider_Ram_īoard_On_My_Computer_And_Anyway_The_Fileloader_I_Got_Out_Of_Amiga_Disk_Drives_Inside_Īnd_Out_Has_The_Headstep_Delay_Set_Much_Too_Fast_So_It_Crashes_All_The_Time_And_Even_ Now_The_Chinese_Have_Invaded_Ah_Well_Maybe_Just_Suicide_Or_Even_DemoWriterIcide_Is_The_Answer Starfield_And_Sine_Scrolly_Message_If_I_Ever_See_Another_One_I'm_Going_To_Leave_The_Ĭountry_And_Become_A_Trappist_Monk_In_Tibet_Mind_You_That_Wouldn't_Be_A_Very_Good_Idea_ Pointless_And_Really_Badly_Bugged_Trainer_Options_With_OH_MY_GOD_Not_ANOTHER_Parallax_ Totally_Naff_Intro_With_Some_Filled_Polygon_Graphics_That_Rotate_Around_Their_Own_Axies_Ĭos_I_Dont_Have_A_Clue_How_The_Code_Works_As_I_Got_It_Off_My_Mate_In_Sweden When I grow up I want to be a British Rail guard" (apologies to BR
LETS PLAY FINAL FIGHT STREETWISE CODE
Type (Loads of pointless ANSI codes and whizzy animated bits)Įcho "_ of _ presents the latest in Hot Warez."Įcho "Final Fight ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 14925%!"Įcho "Cracked, Trained, Nobbed-Up and ½-parted by the amazing _!!!"Įcho "Call our UK HQ on _-_ for 1.4Tetrabytes of"Įcho "warez stored on Sinclair Microdrive, on-line 25hrs a minute,Įcho "Hot Greets to Taz,Faz,Gaz,Baz,Haz,Kaz,Waz and Saz!!"Įcho "Limp Armwavings to HumungousBigPenisSubstitute of TheĮcho "Look mum! I can use SEKA, TETRAPACK and DMS! (Next week I'm learning bowelĮcho "(I've got a mate who can do fantastically dull psuedo house music onĮcho " and another mate is really amazing at doing uninteresting bas-reliefĮcho " - We're going to call ourselves WetDream Design, and do a game forĮcho " and they'll pay us £7500000 and we'll get our photos ridiculed in ZeroĮcho " we're going to do Soopa Fannycon games and charge more than the nationalĮcho " and after that it's virtual reality and I actually SAW Andrew BraybrookĮcho " and he actually SPOKE to me and we had this really good conversation andĮcho " about how crap Rainbow Islands is and how he should have written it usingĮcho " hardware sprites for the scrolling background and when I asked him why heĮcho " bit on the arcade machine when you first turn it on and some glichedĮcho " thirtieth of a second - which really contributes to the gameplay - heĮcho " up and leave me alone, you irritating little t*at' and I knew he was justĮcho " he knew I was right and how much better than him I am and I bet he'sĮcho " parallax sprite starfield sine scrolly bob demo with soundtracker musicĮcho " and I bet he wouldn't even know how and he's rubbish anyway you know IĮcho " one BNE in his code that could have been a BNE.S and I nearly wet myselfĮcho " he call himself a programmer when he obviously isn't nearly as good as meĮcho "Anyway I must go now as my mum says my rusks are getting soggy.Įcho "Intro by HugeRedPorkSword of The TotulAnihilashunAndDeth2Evreywun Crew"Įcho "P.S. Remember Line Of Fire? Here we go again, crackers! Fill in the blanks: Written for Creative Materials by Richard Aplin Hidden in the startup sequence is this absolute mammoth of a message.Ī time capsule of the programming scene of 1990 - 1991, this beautifully monstrous message by Richard Aplin goes into detail about the conversion process from Arcade to Amiga, while tearing hackers a new one. The Amiga version of Final Fight: a port of the arcade game with some text, or a novel with a game attached? This game has a hidden developer message.
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